Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Simpsons Quote of the Day - 5.7.09

Mr. Burns: Now, let's get down to business.

Homer: (Thinking to himself) Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

Mr. Burns: Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for Number One. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

Homer: Ooh, which way to the bathroom?

Mr. Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.

Mr. Burns: (After Homer came back) So, did you find the bathroom alright?

Homer: Uh... Yeah...

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