Homer: I didn't raise him to be a quitter. It must have been you. You quit every job you've ever had. Cop, pretzel vendor, church counselor, professional gambler.
Marge: He's doing what he thinks is best.
Homer: Well, if quitting is the best, maybe I should just quit my job! (Homer walks over to the phone and dials Mr. Burns' number)
Mr. Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: Mr. Burns, this is Homer J. Simpson, the father of the big quitter! Well, I just wanted to tell you I'm a big quitter, too! And I quit! (Homer winks twice)
Marge: Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking.
Homer: So... (Screams, hangs up phone)
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